April 2010
3 posts
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@eas895, 4/15/10 4:20 PM
eas895 (@eas895) 4/15/10 4:20 PM Just described a man as a “butherface” guy. Who am I? Sent with Tweetie
@herGreekness, 4/15/10 1:49 PM
Corinna Psomadakis (@herGreekness) 4/15/10 1:49 PM I have trending topics to remind me that British people name their children the gayest names. Good luck getting laid, Alistair. Sent with Tweetie
March 2010
27 posts
@lattekelli, 3/22/10 10:51 AM
Kelli (@lattekelli) 3/22/10 10:51 AM “Have you exhausted all romantic possibilities in the continental US? Order a sexy mustachioed loner from Alaska! “: http://bit.ly/92folY Sent with Tweetie
Why do the things I love the most have to cause me...
aimee-b-loved:
I love you, Raisin Bran. Why do you let your asshole friend Milk hurt me?
*rolls around and whines*
i too cannot stay away from milk despite the rolling around and whining afterwards. i just love cheese so. much.
death cannot stop true love.
all it can do is delay it for a little while
-w. goldman (the princess bride)
epic date escape.
the escape. as it happened. picked up my phone as if i’d felt it vibrating, threw out some quizzical eyebrows over the oh so cozy candlelit table, who could be calling? how odd.
—this is the side of the convo JB heard (it’s also the only side)
“hey, what’s up?”
“wait, what?!”
“what. really? no.”
“oh no.”
oh no. really?...
Doing It Korean Style: Another night, another gay... →
Anyway, my night later turned into Homo Hill part two, and running into the hot gay guys from last night. It was a good time, but I definitely don’t want to be “that fag hag”. Tomorrow looks like Hongdae, so it should be a good change of pace. As long as my liver and wallet can stay caught up.
aww, and i miss being a fag hag. i never got my ass grabbed more than at the gay bars. damn maybe...
cutest condom ad ever made →
would you like that seared?
Jim: Heard your barbecue exploded.
Gary: Nah. Wasn't a big deal.
Jim: Heard it torched Ned's house.
Gary: Nah, just his new extension. But he's got insurance.
It Was Awkward.
Last night, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job while he was watching Star Trek the Movie, as we both enjoy it. Well, when he reached his climax he screamed out Spock instead of my name, Ashley. IWA.
via itwasawkward.com
Study finds surprising variation in how people... →
i’d say it depends on who’s asking.
my dad is going to get a dramatically different answer than, well, pretty much anyone else.
WatchI LOVE YOU WWDIHAB
wwdihab:
Timbaland….Justin Timberlake…ARE YOU WATCHING THIS? We could rep your shit SO HARD. We’ll make everybody TAKE IT. Win? Mostly, we just like when men rap and compare women to delivery food items………
wwdihab goes on a date...
Me: Ok, and then during dinner, look him in the eyes and do something a little sexy you know?
Kelley: Umm yeah I'm gonna need you to go ahead and tell me something specific because I would probably just burp
turns out I'm 90% addicted to bacon
are you addicted to bacon?
http://www.recipestar.com/quizzes/view/bacon-addict
Best GF Award.
Did the bf’s taxes. That’s like dishes, laundry and foreplay for a month. At least.
how to tell when your relationship is over, in 60... →
World's Worst Lovers
1. Germany (too smelly) 2. England (too lazy) 3. Sweden (too quick) 4. Holland (too dominating) 5. America (too rough) 6. Greece (too lovey-dovey) 7. Wales (too selfish) 8. Scotland (too loud) 9. Turkey (too sweaty) 10. Russia (too hairy)
http://www.sodahead.com/united-states/worlds-worst-lovers/blog-171351/
this makes it seem so peaceful... →
This is a sweet 3D animation of birth. not gory. just like, dayum, thats amazing.
February 2010
44 posts
it's called downward dog...
Her: I need to my flexibility yoga.
Me: So it was a good date?
hawaii tsunami! good thing i live at 1100 ft →
Dear sex,
datingeveryone:
miss u!
xx,
me
girlperson: Adrian Tomine's Summer Blonde; or how... →
browsing through old book reviews, reposting and whatnot. continue.
As I read Summer Blonde earlier this week, my mind kept returning to something I had written a few months ago, Love Notebook #5. These lines specifically repeated themselves over and over again in my head:
…
I know…
I AM going to read this book. asap.
LuvvBugg + Wine = BottleNotes Promotion!
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80 sips of wine.
On a date.
BRILLIANT.
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YouTube - Oldspice Commercial. AMAZING. →
look at your man. now look at me. look at your man, now look. at. me.
“His mom sent us a hedgehog stuffed animal for Valentines Day, and I routinely...”
– Cheksy of Luvvbuggblog.com DHAB (via wwdihab)
“Today I went and threw away all the cake and cake related products in my house...”
– wwdihab is for sure rhetorical in this case (via wwdihab)
“OMG I just walked into my boss’s office and saw that he was crying while...”
– texts like this to my co-worker are why I dhab (via wwdihab)
