December 2008
49 posts
t-shirts my ex-boyfriends would wear in a more... →
(via mollymutt)
Quiet Down
daveholmes:
Can you all please quiet down? I’m trying to watch “Bromance.”
Douchebags used to bother me until I realized that, in my life, I’ll have...
– SeoulBrother
If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do...
lindsayneedscoffee:
kapi:
Except when she laughs upon seeing you naked
Santa your going to like my goodies!…..
– jacquelyn_v
Making a sale is like making love: the faster the better.
– Dwight Schrute (of Dunder Mifflin), Jan 09 Esquire
Coffee guy's email.
hoarr:
taramarie:
hey. this is the guy from borders. i work in the coffee shop. i got your email from your borders card…i hope thats ok with you i really wanted to say sorry first off. i shouldnt have given you my number like that. i like you so i should have asked for yours instead of putting you on the spot like that. anyways i dig ya. i mean you’re pretty, you know? i really like seeing you...
The critical element of viral marketing is this: it’s built in. It was...
– Seth Godin, What is Viral Marketing
I Don't Do That Anymore...
Overheard in Minneapolis:
I’m sitting at my desk and one of my coworkers startles me out of a state of spreadsheet induced concentration. I move hastily, and I bang my knee on my desk corner as I turn to say hello. As I’m wincing in pain, she tell me, “Oh, I bruise up my knees all the time.” Knowing that she is headed to kickboxing class in 30 minutes, I ask if she...
Last night I drunk dialed my doorman…
– Overheard in NYC
Last Sunday I went on a blind internet date. Which of these red flags do you...
– The Town Whooore
It’s never good when you wake up in a youth hostel in the same city you...
– Overheard in Lakeview neighborhood of Chicago
First sign I shouldn’t have gone home with him - the punching bag in the...
– Chicago Girl
The Demise of Dating - NY Times →
“When I first heard about hooking up years ago, I figured that it was a fad that would soon fizzle…” - Charles M. Blow
OC Girl points out three things:
1) How hopelessly out of date does he sound?
2) How did this makes “the Times” editorial page?
3) The irony of his name is too much.
The Winning Recipe?
Guys in San Francisco are unique to say the least. I find myself complaining all the time that they don’t call back, they’re dirt bags, they suck, they have huge egos and all they want to do is get laid. I’m not sure why I think that’s bad… Even if I don’t admit it all the time, I’m mostly interested in getting laid as well. But if some dude tries to get busy...
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Dating is Glorified Prostitution
Someone recently exposed me to the theory that dating is glorified prostitution….
As I was on a first date with this person at the time I was appalled/considered throwing my drink on their face…
but the more I thought about the more I was convinced that this person is correct
Here are my top 5 reasons why dating is glorified prostitution:
1. I’m in it to win it: I think we’ve all...
Update: Streampad
Note: There will be a lot of music posted on LuvvBugg Blog so I installed Streampad at the bottom of the page. Streampad let’s you play all the music that has ever been posted on the blog on a continuous loop.
Taking music suggestions at queenbee(at)luvvbugg(dot)com.
Thanks.
Santa Barbara Nate
Dre from Santa Barbara fell for a bouncer named Nate. Was it the free drinks? Probably. Nate was well read and intelligent, and we both enjoyed working out. When he offered to take me to his martial arts studio for a weight training session, I thought it was an unusual choice for a first date but thought what the hell. It was the 21st century after all. I accepted and he agreed to take me to his...
The men downtown are just lovely. Total strangers give up their seat on the bus,...
– Deplorable Beautiful - Dr. Jekyl & Mr. Slut
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Embarassing, Funny, True
via Queen Larbs of Strumpet Valley
Corinna Psomadakis i made out with someone from high school this weekend clearly haha
Cristina Psomadakis is there someone left??\who???
Corinna Psomadakis haha no, no no one left just a repeat make out
Cristina Psomadakis i knew it.
Tags: chat, high school, IM, make-out