February 2009
95 posts
ever just feel like not getting ‘dressed’ and then realize with an...
– emdellas
January 2009
81 posts
Seeking emotionally vulnerable woman to take... →
Finally, some truth in Craigsvertising.
via marklisanti
She’s not a slut. She just wears her vagina on her sleeve.
– via SecretSquirrel via Alex Bain
Dating A Banker Anonymous →
hegs:
Novita is on fire today…
Another recommedation that’s keeping me entertained.
Blind Date, dude is 5’11” 140lbs and orders a “jack and...
– Drewish Princess, San Francisco
Sitting next to Barbara Boxer at Balboa Cafe… Talk about a cougar scene.
– Cougar Prey, San Francisco
You know the two best places to be during an earthquake? Either under a doorway...
– Jay Leno
I left ass marks on the hallway walls (sorry... →
agent provocateur ad. best thing EVER. →
(via mollymutt)
3 tags
This inauguration feels like the first date with a really great guy after an...
– Lara from San Francisco
Tumblr Love Story
radarchive:
incurable:
Well, several of you have figured it out by now so I figure it’s time to come clean.
Everyone has their tumblr crush, but few of us are crazy enough to not only pursue it, but also move nearly 5000 miles in the process.
Yes, GirlinDC and I are now an item. I spent the weekend in DC where, after months of e-mail, phone conversations, and video chats, we finally met in...
I received the following text from my brother this weekend while we were out at...
– Anonymous in the Midwest
daveholmes:
“To those leaders around the globe who seek to sow conflict, or blame their society’s ills on the West - know that your people will judge you on what you can build, not what you destroy.”
Barack Obama, 1/20/09.
The benefits of a pretend relationship lie in being able to communicate (via...
– Seeking Pretend Girlfriend - m4w
The financial situation at the moment is so bad that women are now marrying for...
– Unknown (via bjornstar) (via heg) (via kennykellogg)
Best Proposal Ever
alexbain:
IMDB’s How I Met Your Mother Trivia:
During one episode, Robin freaks out in a restaurant when she mistakenly thinks Ted is proposing to her after she receives a champagne glass with an engagement ring at the bottom. When Ted tells her “That’s not mine”, another gentlemen at the table behind them says “It’s mine”, then proceeds to propose to the woman at his table. The proposal...
Hold, please. They don't love you like I love you.
(via lindsayneedscoffee)
Man #1 - Jackson
Up: You are the most beautiful woman in this bar.
Me: Wow,...
– Happy Hour Seesaw, Deplorable Beauty
You’ll just have to trust me when I say, I totally make long underwear...
– Frageelay