October 2009
90 posts
Hey, here’s a idea. Instead of being that Slutty Bee this holiday, be A Regular...
– wrongcharlie (via sarahlane) (via david) (via evilqueenmagda)
meaghano: Thanks for the recommendation, Tweetie,... →
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Ladies, do you know the secret to getting a guy to stop liking you? If you...
– Queen Larbage
Janey: I am totally twping (texting while pooping) right now
Janey:it’s the...
– texts received from my coworker (via wwdihab)
Love Story, Ed Ochester
poetry365:
I climbed the stairs to your apartment and met your old lover and his friend on the way out laughing.
I brought you a book of poems that I love; you have cooked a simplified coq con vin.
The evening I decided to love you you told me you loved me.
Passion declared. Steak burned.
There is no future for us. You have discovered the secret that will bind me to you for life.
...
hotdogsladies: If anybody needs me, I'm in the... →
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She formed an opinion on a model in the Suicide...
stuffmygirlfriendsays:
stuffyourgirlfriendsays:
“She looks like she talks too much.”
From Jen
Remiel: Porn is like vodka. The more you have, the... →
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Love in the Cathedral, Miller Williams
evilqueenmagda:
poetry365:
“…except you ravish me.”
In the beginning I couldn’t speak to you. Not because the words wouldn’t come; it was because they might. Not words like love, blooming where they fall; words like come here. When once you turned to look straight at me out of a crowd, I thought I must have let
the sounds inside my head come out, like “let us all go home.” I wouldn’t...
Why are you still single?” Because I rank sitting across from a chewing...
– MagdaAnnegrete:
I don’t understand how a woman can leave the house without fixing herself up a...
– Coco Chanel (via unrequitedloves) (via thebee)
PBones: The good thing about sex with Eliza Dushku... →
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At a bar in NYC, watching jack bauer play bloody knuckles.
– scottorn’s LuvvBugg date with Night in manhatten
Laura is both the quintessential Modern Female and the Saddest Product of...
– Erica on High Fidelity for Filmosophy. (via meaghano)
detweiler: I'm so potent, my kids are going to be... →
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New Tumblr Idea, Up For Grabs
marklisanti:
Iwanttodoyourmom.tumblr.com
A Softer World: 491 →
A few questions →
annehubert: fact: dirty hair gets more... →
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No woman wakes up saying, “God I hope I don’t get swept off my feet today”. Now...
– -Will Smith, Hitch
cute. and true.
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scottorn: The new "That's What She Said" is "Too... →
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Parachutes, My Love, Could Carry Us Higher,...
poetry365:
I just said I didn’t know And now you are holding me In your arms, How kind. Parachutes, my love, could carry us higher. Yet around the net I am floating Pink and pale blue fish are caught in it, They are beautiful, But they are not good for eating. Parachuted, my love, could carry us higher Than this mid-air in which we tremble, Having exercised our arms in swimming, Now...
WellsHansen: I just searched for a story about... →
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Lauren's LuvvBugg date with 5 single ladies →
BestAt: RT @tj: We had "Better Than Sex" cake.... →
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I Remember, Nikki Giovanni
poetry365:
i remember learning you jump in your sleep and smile when you wake up
at first you cuddle then one arm across my stomach then one leg touching my leg then you turn your back
but you smile when you wake up
i was surprised to know you don’t care if your amp burns all night and that you could play ohmeohmy over and over again just because you remembered
i discovered you don’t...
Facebook Test
dearoldlove:
I’m still waiting for the day I check the boy I’m dating’s Facebook page before yours.