December 2009
33 posts
marklisanti: I will not rest until New Moon gets... →
Dec 1st
November 2009
21 posts
“So I met this hot guy at the bar last night when I was stupid loaded and brought...”
– -my friend Faith, pondering the complexities of WWDIHAB (via wwdihab)
Nov 30th
Ok, so you know those gross sex moves that guys...
wwdihab: The Steak Dinner: stab the guy’s boner with a fork The Fly Ball: when you’re giving the guy a bj and then you punch his nuts straight from the front so they “fly” out the back The Prom Updo: giving the guy a bj and then you yank his pubes up wicked hard The Strawberry Milkshake: stab a straw up his dick Clown Face: making him go down on you when you’re on your period, which can also...
Nov 29th
Nov 27th
In the theatre at New Moon
Bella Swan: It was so easy for you to leave.
Edward Cullen: Leaving you was the hardest thing I've done in 100 years.
Alex, whispering to Lisa: Isn't he supposed to be 109, though? Does this mean there was some WWI-era girl that he hasn't totally given up on?
Lisa to Alex: Don't ruin this for me.
Nov 25th
PBones: How late does your girlfriend have to be... →
(via alexsfavorites)
Nov 25th
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Nov 20th
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“I realized my checklist for dating was off when I found out my A+ girl was also...”
–  an astute friend on how measuring relationship prospects on paper is probably the wrong way to go (via annehubert)
Nov 20th
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“I just want your extra time and your … Kiss*”
– Kiss, Prince (via kari-shma) (via hmg)
Nov 16th
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Nov 9th
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“One day you fall for this boy. And he touches you with his fingers. And he burns...”
– The Tracey Fragments (via thebee)
Nov 9th
Nov 6th
Necking
dearoldlove: Okay how about this: Can I just come over and kiss your neck for ten minutes? Just your neck. Just ten minutes.
Nov 6th
All Men Want Is Sex and a Sandwich →
Nov 6th
Will Cotton, 2008. →
Nov 4th
“Anyway. I was chilling at the party, talking to @jenna and the girl kept trying...”
– Leotarded? Success!
Nov 4th
For those of you who CAN get dates, check this...
wwdihab: WWDIHAB’s good friend, Scott Orn, and his pals have started a fantastic website called LuvvBugg (www.luvvbugg.com). Check it out and sign up for a free account. When you’re out on dates (good and bad alike) you can update your LuvvBugg page with what’s going on, and your friends and followers can respond in real-time. Follow the LuvvBugg tumblog here: http://www.luvvbuggblog.com/ and...
Nov 3rd
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mookiewilson86: I just ran the Wildcat on my... →
(via alexsfavorites)
Nov 1st
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