December 2009
33 posts
madmann: My husband got me a Marc Jacobs bag for... →
(via alexsfavorites)
“the escape. as it happened. picked up my phone as if i’d felt it...”
– ETC’s LuvvBugg date with JB
“No man is an island, but I’ve got one hell of a peninsula”
– Stephen Colbert (via librarysciences) (via frangry)
lattekelli: Guy on stationary bike at gym tonight:... →
(via alexsfavorites)
“When it comes to “closers” nobody is ever going to compare...”
– jacko2323:
Voicemails I received from my ex-girlfriend last...
wwdihab:
sharingtime:
8:00 PM - “Lee, where are you? Call me. I know we haven’t spoken since I dumped you, but I have something I need to tell you. All aboard the needy express! Let’s talk.
8:22 PM - “I’m not needy. That was a joke. But I do think you should call me.”
8:45 PM - “Ok, I don’t really have anything to discuss. I just wanted an ego boost where you tell me how much you miss me...
Ask Ashley →
Spitzer’s babe answers all your love-life questions!
I AM LOCKING THE WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE ON OUR SEX... →
meaghano:
via mcsweeney’s internet tendency.
I’m sorry that it has been necessary for this article to become one of only a handful of fully protected articles editable only by administrators, but Wikipedia is a serious and worthy endeavor, which you have repeatedly attempted to compromise by means of proxy IP addresses, puppet user accounts, and your bitch friend Carol.
“[1:38:59 PM] canoodlepoodle: throw some molar in there”
– advice on how to give a bj from my friend and incidentally, another great reason why (via wwdihab)
kevinrose: a friend just said she couldn't date... →
(via alexsfavorites)
anchordropped:
I’m in love.
I said it.
Okay, now time to get in touch with reality.
Jesus Christ. Am *I* having an affair with Tiger Woods? I used to think I knew, but now I’m not so sure.
xoxo Renée [but see also: The Grandiloquence of...
reneeisokay:
It would seem that I’ve been neglectful. Here. Neglect has a funny way of acting lately.
For instance: Thursday, Friday, and Saturday morning, I was busy being kissed. I’ve been kissed, sure, lots of times. But I’d never say this has caused me the preoccupation of being “busy.” But here I was, am, continue to be, very busy being kissed.
And you know what that wretched voice says?...
“If something’s worth doing, it’s worth doing hungover.”
– Trooandroo, spoken like a true alcoholic (via frangry)
Tumblr Confessions #153
marklisanti:
If I “like” your picture on myparentswereawesome, that means I want to hop in a time machine, travel back to a moment before you were conceived, then have sex with your mom.
“It doesn’t mean that much to me to mean that much to you.”
– Neil young (via frangry)
Everything I Need to Know About Dating I Learned... →
4. Don’t play hard-to-get. You wouldn’t put up a robots.txt file to keep Google from indexing your deeper content, right? (Well, besides you, Rupert.) So why would you put up a front to keep the person you’re dating from getting to really know you?
5. Personal hygiene is key. While I’m sure Google has its fair share of smelly engineers, it boasts one of the cleanest...
A GREAT first date →
Your Annual Guide To Holiday Romance →
meaghano:
(via johncarney)
My Annual Guide to Holiday Romance:
1. Avoid married men who make out with girls in downtown drinking establishments they found in their Nearby Favorites list :D
“at one point during sex with him i made myself cry because it was so bad and i...”
– WWDIHAB’s dear friend Cameron wonders, why? (via wwdihab)
