February 2009
95 posts
Valentine’s Day… and other thoughts →
“As a woman, I don’t think my kind could be portrayed in a worse way. Jared from the Galleria of Jewelers needs to get kicked in the balls. I loathe the fact that diamond and jewelry commercials make it seem like all females do is sit around hoping their man will go out and buy a diamond pendant for them (from some shitty strip mall establishment nonetheless). Or an amethyst ring from the...
iPhone iVibration Application | Your iPhone can... →
(via bellieface)
kennykellogg:
Jeff Tweedy - Heavy Metal Drummer
“Snobby bar was teeming with cute boys. Of course, the one that latched on to me...”
– zolora
“OkCupid has this evil red/yellow/green light on your profile that says if you...”
– Okay, let’s date: the unexpected pen pal
Death Cab for Cutie - Cath
hmg:
Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds by Soundtrack...
Today's Lessons in Online Dating
evilqueenmagda:
- Men will post pictures of themselves holding babies (making sure to label them nieces/nephews and godchildren) to show you how serious they are about commitment.
- Men are also apparently comfortable saying things like “I want someone with the physical attributes of a swimsuit model but who chose to go the academic route” in their profiles. Hey, buddy. I technically was a...
Watchvia Alex Bain Favorites
I Have a Shameful Confession
evilqueenmagda:
I signed up for chemistry.com.
Two reasons:
1) If I hear “You’re amazing, I think I love you, but I’m just not in the right place for a relationship” one more time, someone is going to get a bat to the face (I think dropping something like that would practically be a violation of the Terms of Service of this site); 2) I don’t want to meet new people who aren’t pre-screened...
imallears:
More of This- Vetiver
“If Eddie Vedder is next to me at yoga tonight it will give a whole new meaning...”
Pet Peeve
hmg:
Something that’s really annoying me today…
Girls acting dumb, even though I know they are not. I don’t know if they are trying to be cute or do that whole damsel in distress thing, but it’s annoying the hell out me!
“Me: Ugh, I wish it wasn’t raining. I have to do laundry tonight.
...”
– Deplorable Beautiful by the Girl
Man of My Dreams
hotg0ssip:
fmylife: Today, I woke up happy because I’d met the man of my dreams at a bar. We had shared an amazing night together. I walked around my apartment, wondering where he’d went. Turns out, he was gone. So was my car. FML
papilicious:
Saw this on the radar. Aaah,...
I have a friend
bellieface:
who once dated this dude. She e-mailed him the following message after a nice date…
“Hey!
How’s your week going? I don’t have any plans Thursday and was wondering, if you’re free do you want to hang out that night?”
She recieved the following message back…
“To be honest, it depends on what your expectations are. If you’re proposing a booty call, hey, sure I’m up for it....
evilqueenmagda:
“I’ll set you up. What are you looking for in a guy?”
“He should read books. He definitely needs to know the difference between ‘your’ and ‘you’re’. Someone texting ‘Your so [adjective]’ to me insures that he will never see me naked.”
“Jesus. You’re tough.”
“I’m sorry, did you not just tell a story about a woman you found repulsive because all she wanted from a man was to...
frangry:
Michael Jackson - Billie Jean
imallears:
Bruises - Chairlift
ADORABLE girl in prison seeks male---loves the... →
“Lesson Learned: “Open Relationship” = “I’m already...”
– Suspicious
Jeff Tweedy & Jay Bennett - Via Chicago
...
Four things a woman should know: How to look like...
hmg:
Unknown (via:overflowing)
zooeydeschanel:
She and Him - Sentimental Heart
“Dear Twitter males: I’m trying to be mad at you and your brethren right...”
– zolora via Twitter
My Boyfriend Is An Animal!...? →
thebee:
Yes! I like what this is saying… I’ve always been a big fan of hitting guys I date on the head with a rolled up newspaper, or locking them out in the cold overnight with no dinner. I’m glad someone wrote an article about it.
Ida Maria - I Like You Better When You Are Naked
...
“I just realized how awkward it is when I say “I’ll give you my...”
– jessieshmessie via Twitter
Best/Most Digusting Shirt Ever
frangry:
(via JeffTimesTen)
“There has to be at least one rich dude out there who wants a bitchy, frumpy...”
– zolora via Twitter
annehubert:
“Blindsided”, Bon Iver. So much power...
“Listening to the deli staff flirt with one another.”
– Mr. NYC
Sexy Coffee
AntiKris: I had my coffee black yesterday and I thought of you
Him: Mmm, black coffee
Him: I like my coffee like I like my women
Him: Wet
Ruff Stuff - Gomez
“Every time the hottest Idol contestant goes out in the first round, an angel...”
– marklisanti via Twitter
Please stop trying to fix me up with people
Guy from work: I told some guy at the wedding this weekend about you. He's your age, has a great job, sounded like he'd really like to meet you
AntiKris: What's he look like
Guy: Oh he's really good looking
AntiKris: How tall is he
Guy: 5'2
AntiKris: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Seven Nation Army The White Stripes
via...
“Today I was hooking up with a girl in my apartment and I told her I didn’t...”
– f*** My Life
Train Song - Ben Gibbard and Feist - Dark Was...
“Did anyone ever crash a car because he adjusted his rear-view mirror to ogle the...”
– alexgodden via Alex Bain Favorites
