April 2009
156 posts
“Dating protip: If she’s carrying an algebra textbook, she is too young.”
– jessieshmessie
“Dont fall for someone unless their willing to catch you”
– Camilla
“you can always spot newlyweds. She still believes he’s a hero. He still...”
– dickc
“My heart breaks. Again and again.”
– xaraboo
“i would date my bed if i could.”
– jenna_burpee
zooeydeschanel:
She & Him - Sweet Darlin’
“The people sitting behind us in this restaurant make me wish we spent more time...”
– CcSteff
The Ladies of Cinemax - There's some definite... →
treydalton
Choice quotes from 'friends' regarding my tramp...
frangry:
Do you want to hit up the Sonic Drive-Thru in New Jersey? Afterwards I can play the new Jadakiss album while I try to take your bra off . –Vince
Did you ride into work on a Kawasaki? Because that would bring it all together. –Matt Jordan
The stamp is temporary… the tramp is forever. –Suckafuck
5 Reasons Yoga Improves Sex →
SnarkySabs
annehubert:
good morning…
“Those to Come,” The...
Because I just had to look up the "15 Best songs... →
alexgodden
My dating life →
via susancline
“Bunch of prom-going kids at this restaurant. Looks like I won’t be the...”
– CcSteff
“[Girlfriend] is out of town so i’m looking to get drunk. Anything going on...”
– R in San Francisco
maryrambin:
Awesome song Sarah! I’m adding this...
“The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead.”
– Marilyn Monroe allthatglittersispink | 1980 (via silentsigh) (via out-of-my-dreams) (via justbesplendid) (via kari-shma) (via quote-book) (via totallyinfatuated)
“Going to brunch in the same dress I wore to dinner last night. That used to mean...”
– CcSteff
“Even 2 year olds boys will fight for the attention of a 1 year old little girl.”
– effina
“OH @obrie to a girl “Do you speak tongue?”
– bbalfour
“@wilshipley Oh come on, you LOVE 90s chicks. The short short shirts, and the eye...”
– jessieshmessie
fred-wilson:
Flume - Bon Iver
I went to visit...
kennykellogg:
Wonderwall - Ryan Adams
“This coffee has an aftertaste of a long night drinking and poor life choices.”
– Aimee_B_Loved
“Just sent a text to my boyfriend: “OH BABY! I’M SO CLAMMY FOR YOU...”
– Aimee_B_Loved:
“Things that happen during a girl date: “Wet finger.” “Need...”
– Aimee_B_Loved
“Oh…. I’m so sorry! I didnt mean to lead you on… I actually think you’re gross.”
– I love Arrested Development, it never gets old. (via thebee)
“Hot date tonight! At Olive Garden. With my friends. Who are female. That’s...”
– zolora:
“I’m in uncomfortably close quarters with awkward undergrad romance.”
– emily
“According to a lawsuit filed today in Los Angeles Superior Court, Chelsea Stone...”
– Come on, Desmond, you’re better than that. If you’re going to bronsky an extra, you really should be humming the numbers from the Hatch in into her cleavage.
Lost’s Henry Ian Cusick Sued For Meticulously Described Motorboating | Movieline (via marklisanti)
“I want slender, skinny chicks that I can toss ‘round my bed. I don’t wrestle out...”
– Jesse (via krispayne)
treydalton: RT @azizansari - I think my girlfriend... →
The Ex Has a New Girlfriend
katydidsays:
So, I thought I would handle this a little better than I am, but apparently not.
Even though I broke up with him more than a year ago, and ignored all his pleas since to take him back, sappy love song lyrics in my inbox and innumerable suicide threats, phone calls, texts, etc., as soon as I find out he’s dating someone else all I want to do is sleep with him, ruin his current...
“@ the DMV. Hmmmmm, the DMV = new place to pick up hot guys…?”
– Kristy Proper
“Of course I didn’t hit the snooze button so I could finish a graphic...”
– Aimee_B_Loved
“getting flirting/dating advice from will. i think i may end a spinster after...”
– FLASHKORNBERG
hmg:
Goo Goo Dolls “Iris”
...
“I was already alarmed when the man’s hair was longer than the...”
– evilqueenmagda
“Is Starbucks REALLY the best place to end your relationship? The couple sitting...”
– nerdist via Alex Bain’s Favorites
“RT @tj: Waiting for spring this year is like being fucked by Sting: “JUST...”
– BestAt via Alex Bain’s Favorites
Hesitating Beauty - Jeff Tweedy
“Sex is just a physical business that goes on. It’s just what you do with your...”
– Chuck Palahniuk, via Goldenfiddle (via evilqueenmagda)
Wanna know how nice I am?
frangry:
I have never once banged on the wall when the slut next door is faking her orgasm. I figure if I was the one getting laid, I wouldn’t give a flying fuck if someone banged on the wall.
So I’ve come up with a new strategy: I’m going to outbang her.
“Is it possible for it to be so hot you’re kind of over having sex?...”
– treydalton