May 2009
251 posts
“The true genius of these Axe antiperspirant ads is the subtlety with which the...”
– marklisanti
“Nothing makes me go from cunt to sweetheart faster than a flirty old man in a...”
– CcSteff
FUCK YOU, ORELL
AntiKris: (in response to an email about him shaving his head on Friday) You're going to look like a penis! Albeit, a caring penis
Orell: Suprised you still know what one looks like!
Orell: Zing!
AntiKris: sdlkjf;sdjklfghl;kasrlkjsehfkjjhsakfjljksdfkjlsdkljf
AntiKris: FUCK YOU!
AntiKris: I'm blogging this
“Some names in your inbox always stop your heart.”
– evilqueenmagda
“RT @m_lau: Love explained by differential equations: NYT...”
– alexgodden
“My all-time best breakup song (REM - Leaving New York) http://blip.fm/~77wze”
– alexgodden
“LoveBugg 14, Lauren 0.”
– Lauren N in SF
“I’m pretty sure the ending to this video is the start to a porno...”
– leahculver
lesson learned
okletsdate:
In general, don’t change your normal life’s plans to accomodate a date. If you’ve been trying to schedule something for weeks and something can be stretched then fine. Maybe you didn’t need to go to the gym that one day out of the month.
Otherwise, you just set the precedent of cancelling plans for someone else and also lose your identity and stability too much if it gets out...
I have a weakness for those girls who seem to bear...
(via jessicachu)
The record lax attitude of the event staff set the... →
“People are so afraid to love in this life. What else is there?”
– xaraboo
thebee:
madamezucker:
harpy:
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“i could hold you for a million years to make you feel my love.”
– jenna_burpee
ev: via @CoryBooker ""Sleep" and I broke up a few... →
(via alexsfavorites)
“All those hugs have to end with a lungful of Glade and a blowjob in an empty...”
– marklisanti
Boners are happy things.
(via frangry)
“This is the hottest non-sex I’ve ever had.”
– (via frangry)
antikris:
Love and sex is the best relationship movie. Cheese sandwich, peeps
“I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying...”
– Mitch Hedberg (via affremblequotes)
Heartless
Me: I finally broke down and downloaded Kanye West's Heartless.
Lisa: Why?
Me: It's been stuck in my head for 3 days. [pressing play]
Lisa: [Hears the lyrics] Are you trying to send me a message?
Me: Yes, I'm throwing away my 7-year history with you of communicating directly. From now on, you'll only know how I'm feeling by checking iTunes or Last.fm
Lisa: That's just like you.
nerdist: I should strip for these dudes outside my... →
(via alexsfavorites)
“I want to fuck you until we merge into a Chimera. A mythical beast with penis...”
– “Synecdoche, New York” (via reversecowgirl)
“#3wordsduringsex Lubricate the donkey.”
– marklisanti
“Thinking of giving up the phone at the dinner table like I’ve given up TV...”
– leahculver
no-go
okletsdate:
franklyhorrible:
instant dealbreaker: any guy who indicates that he “dislikes cats” on his okcupid profile.
bad idea, guys. really bad idea.
Haha that’s so true…
“New word: Twush; a person you have developed a crush on based entirely on...”
– alexgodden
I will volunteer to help you on this iChat... →
antikris:
Are you offering to have internet sex with me? Because that would be way better than the tools I usually get to jerk off on camera
frangry:
Because that’s what friends are for.
Apparently I like dudes with pony tails.
frangry:
Ew.
“Basic principals: No matter what, no matter when, no matter who… any man has the...”
– Will Smith, ‘Hitch’
i thought this was cute. and true! (via thebee)
“That lady robin was so not feeling that dude robin’s singing.
…The...”
– zolora
fred-wilson:
Fresh Blood - Eels - Hombre Lobo
...
“For us, the trick to being happy is remembering that his stomach needs to be...”
– CcSteff
“if I make out with one of them- would that be statutory rape?” -Kristine...”
– Kaitlyn
“Ah, Wooderson’s classic line: “The reason I love these high school...”
– marklisanti
“o.m.g. There is a furry convention at my hotel…”
– Julia
fred-wilson:
She’s A Jar - Wilco - Summerteeth
...
bijan:
Satellite Skin - Modest Mouse
Brand new...
“Celebrating our 3rd wedding anniversary with the hubby today…my gift was...”
– sestep
So, you're in love with one of your friends, but... →
hegs:
The comments say it best: “Utter. Fricking. Genius.”
deplorableword:
kapi:
This. is. brilliant.