June 2009
339 posts
“He has the most beautiful feet ever. They are like beautiful man feet. And his...”
– Kristy
WatchWeb Site Story - College Humor
“I think “This man is crazy” and then smile. I like crazy.”
– sengseng
“dating advice from @elanab “my new motto borrowed from tech: fast...”
– debbierosenbaum
tesslynch:
“When I make love to my woman, it’s from every end. It’s from every end, you know?”
— Will Smith
“Life Lesson: it is impossible to flirt with someone when you’re standing...”
– gordonshumway
How not to pick up a girl who's running by you
evilqueenmagda:
1. Do not try to run along with me. You will not be able to keep up. I know I’m female and therefore you think you’ll be able to easily trot along, but you won’t. Trust.
2. Do not try to run along with me in your khaki shorts, polo shirt and sandals. You look like an idiot.
3. Do not try to run along with me without saying a word, only pumping your arms in a more...
tesslynch:
barelysarcasm:
...
You know what's fucking delicious?
frangry:
Mickey Rourke in 9 1/2 Weeks.
“See I’ve always had this penchant for what I call “kamikaze women,” I call them...”
– Woody Allen, Husbands and Wives (via blackwhitepandagod) (via robot-heart) (via jessicachu)
“swimming laps in a bikini = “fale” … or “win”...”
– debbierosenbaum
andwhenyousing:
just saying hey and you rock my socks.
I’m really glad that I able to rock your socks. I’ve been told that I’m quite the sock rocker.
Our lives are this nerdy.
stuffmygirlfriendsays:
“I think you should call me Tumblarity because I keep randomly going down on you.”
“50 first dates.”
– debbierosenbaum
“The best way to show how much you missed your girlfriend is by FORGETTING TO...”
– ccsteff
“When I woke in the morning and realized I had to fuck him again I was annoyed. I...”
– AntiKris (via antikris)
“The man on the phone tonight the guy I left in CA. @robotchampion has...”
– sengseng
tesslynch:
The Dan Band — Total Eclipse of the...
“I’m the man who loves you”
– strangerdance
baxterp:
kapi:
(Please Heart*) Don’t Stop ‘Til...
“I just met a wonderful new man. He’s fictional but you can’t have everything.”
– Via Luminol (via reversecowgirl)
“Even at my horniest I’d maybe travel 2 hrs for sex. But Argentina? That’s...”
– Larry David (via notthatkindagay) (via funnyassstuff) (via yeahthatblog)
baxterp:
Sun’s out. Guess I gotta shave my legs. It’s about time, Summer.
MY BRA- I'D LIKE IT BACK. →
“Why are girls from the south so into beer cozys? Is that even what they’re...”
– annehubert
“There is some aggressive nose hair on the men on my flight to San Antonio”
– eas895
“Maybe if you were pretty, he would love you.” @CcSteff, relationship...”
– CcSteff
“I find it interesting/terrifying/annoying when people air their relationship...”
– lattekelli
“OH on Facebook: it’s getting to be where you can’t even sleep with...”
“This relationship had real potential, right until he refused to stop treating me...”
– msteciuk
“Second date. Fancy cocktail bar. What do I wear? Help me here tweeps!
[5 min...”
– alexgodden
buggins:
knows that girl on girl action in the bar is hubby sanctioned.
“To love means to open ourselves to the negative as well as the positive - to...”
– Rollo May (via doseoflove) (via hmg)
“I know my French is a little rusty, but…
…at Third Edition in...”
– Eavesdrop DC via Beth
debbierosenbaum: the new definition of "marriage"... →
(via alexsfavorites)
baxterp:
I didn’t really expect my first experience at Carnegie Hall to involve blowjob and time traveling ninja jokes, but I had a good time.
masculinity
chrislin182:
i was reading the week on the subway today and came across an article about a canadian hockey team who refused to shave until they were eliminated from the playoffs. they claimed it was the ultimate symbol of masculinity. the article then goes on to point out that more men are displaying their masculinity after the traditionally alpha-male industries of finance and automotive have...
okletsdate:
Said friend who’s been starting up his OkC experience sent me the following messages after I said I haven’t gotten messages lately and I was kind of sad.
So he sent me a message
Subj: Hey grrl, n1ce b00bs, wann fukk? interest. interest. interest. iz leik a mortgage up in herez