October 2009
90 posts
badbanana: Delta Burke, meet Megan Fox. Megan Fox,... →
September 2009
129 posts
Oh Hey, New Gym Guy
gordonshumway:
It was really cool the way you stomped and sighed and went waaaay past “Baby With An Earache” on the fussy scale this evening, all because you thought I was monopolizing the pullup bar at the Y. Everyone could tell that you had Somewhere to be, like a film premiere or polo match or the Tidy Cat sale at Food Lion and—obviously—you were in such a hurry to Do Important Things that...
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Hey im Kevin, So what are you all about? Let me in on a few secrets :) Hows life in the city? I go there quite abit but never lived there.
From: ******* Subject: RE:Hi Sent Date: 9/24/2009 7:29:53 PM
I’m pretty good. Just busy running my business. Sometimes I feel like I do nothing but work.
From: ********* Subject: RE:RE:Hi Sent Date: 9/24/2009 10:48:44 PM
Thats cool :)…. Better...
“we should have been doing this instead of watching the goonies”
– swat guy on date # 7 … Ya think? (via luxuriousvulgarity)
tesslynch:
Just found a note from Peter from the beginnings of our relationship. It thanks me for “encouraging [him] to throw up if [he] might like to.”
Remiel: "Count on me for blowjobs that will be... →
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antikris:
Loving the new Yeah Yeah Yeah’s so...
meaghano: "David said you were his secretary." "He... →
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BestAt: RT @phyllisstein: I drive like I fuck:... →
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BestAt: RT @cravenheart: Doing the old 'how many... →
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The Lovers, Dorianne Laux
poetry365:
She is about to come. This time, they are sitting up, joined below the belly, feet cupped like sleek hands praying at the base of each other’s spines. And when something lifts within her toward a light she’s sure, once again, she can’t bear, she opens her eyes and sees his face is turned away, one arm behind him, hands splayed palm down on the mattress, to brace himself so he...
pc, huh?
willw2:
okletsdate:
OkCupid changed the “Stalkers” list to your “Visitors” list. It’s so much more boring now. Is stalker such a bad term? Can’t people on online dating sites take themselves less seriously?
If I were in the market for a dating service, I’d definitely want a less serious dating service. Something fun and light. Not something stuffy. So yeah, I agree.
Boys are Stupid and Girls are Crazy
okletsdate[girl]: Boys are stupid.
Appleton[guy]: I agree. And girls are crazy.
okletsdate: Yeah...
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and somehow this gave a feeling of epiphany
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So this is reblogged from http: //okletsdate.tumblr.com ..... for some reason it just rings true to me....perhaps it unfairly perpetuates a stereotype.... I know a number of people for whom the reverse is true (i.e. non-crazy girls and smart guys - smart when it comes to relationships - but still...)
Turns out it's actually the title of a book " 'Women Are Crazy, Men Are Stupid'
http: //i.abcnews.com/m/screen?id=8536882&pid=248
“I love you…in my bed”
– whew, close call there, mister (via okletsdate)
I think my cat has had an erection for 4 hours.
antikris:
Did he take some Cialis and should I call the doctor immediately?!
Perks of the job
stuffmygirlfriendsays:
“I miss being a flight attendant. My uniform was cute, pilots flirted with me and I got to condescendingly teach people how to use a belt buckle.”
imallears:
Flamingo- Fruit Bats
Last night I...
“For the record, when a woman says it’s a good size…it’s a nice way of saying...”
– Renee-Mallrats (via antikris)
“In academia, where I spend my working days, most male professors and students...”
– a modern love column on beta males WOULD reference #swooning.
to be fair, i agree with her.
WHICH WILL BE MY DOWNFALL, AGAIN AND AGAIN.
(via meaghano)
“He hadn’t thought about her for months. She knew that.”
– Evil Queen Magda: Herr Drosselmeyer
Why "Nice Guys" are often such LOSERS →
okletsdate:
You hear it all the time: “He was such a NICE Guy, and she’s such a Heartless Bitch for dumping him.”
I get letters from self-professed Nice Guys, complaining that women must WANT to be treated like shit, because THEY, the “Nice Guy” have failed repeatedly in relationships.
If you have one bad relationship after another, the only common denominator is YOU. Think about it.
What’s...
scottorn’s LuvvBugg date with KatieGoing to Bon Iver concert. Should be fantastic!View »
If anyone was wondering if a slutty slut costume... →
antikris:
aka what nudawn wears on a Friday night. Any Friday night.
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tonight's dash of awkwardness →
“There are two great rules of life: never tell everything at once.”
– Ken Venturi (via simko)
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I had a dream that I had a giant 70s bush.
frangry:
And it was so damn rad.
“Don’t go down that emotional road. Just go down on her. It’s easier and she’ll...”
– Angel on Dexter (via frangry)
