January 2010
75 posts
“When I first met him, I knew in a moment I would have to spend the next few days...”
– Brian Andreas, Story People (via yearslater)
world text champions...korean! (US #2) →
7.25 characters a second. damn.
lattekelli: Bribing a friend's husband w/baked... →
(via alexsfavorites)
“Todd was walking around the house naked yesterday, so i stuck a cashew in his...”
Watch(via wwdihab)
this girl is my soulmate.
[date] Meeting My Match: The Third →
aimee-b-loved:
The third installment in my series of social awkwardness and dating follies. Enjoy.
betathefish: I wonder whether I will ever fall in... →
(via alexsfavorites)
So this happened
antikris:
Frannie IMs me and says “[redacted’s] girlfriend is on skinemax right now. I can see her bush and she’s taking it in the rear”
I found your motorbike lawrence. →
Brilliant!
“Just broke the news to a friend that the guy she’s interested in is a...”
– lattekelli
“Just broke the news to a friend that the guy she’s interested in is a...”
– lattekelli
am i a keeper?
It’s probably a good sign for “us” that when my boyfriend comes home and i am sitting spread eagle on the floor in just underwear and a baggy tee with my computer in my lap surrounded by what appears to be every single item in the fridge and half the cupboard he is utterly unfazed.
i actually think he would be surprised, and perhaps worried, to arrive home and find me fully...
“dude your bed is a car.
yeah. but it’s a fucking sweet car.”
At the bar...
Friend: That guy wanted to buy you a drink.
Girl: What? I already have a drink. [pause] Do you think he'll buy me mozzarella sticks?
formspring luvvbugg! →
formspring me and i’ll formspring you, rarrr
˙noʎ sǝʌol ƃƃnqʌʌnl
“there is a dwarf child on board today, i won’t steal it, but i’ll...”
– text from the bf…i’m gonna have to marry this one.
is YOUR christmas tree still up?
mine is. if i walk by really fast the needles fall off. i’m hoping if i pace nervously in front of it the tree situation will sort of just take care itself.
wwdihab asked: Dear Chelsea,
I really like HockeyBoy but he loves partying with his friends and being a "guys guys" more than he likes spending time with me. How do I get him to ask me out on dates without seeming desperate?! Please help!
-A Queef Sister
I really like HockeyBoy but he loves partying with his friends and being a "guys guys" more than he likes spending time with me. How do I get him to ask me out on dates without seeming desperate?! Please help!
-A Queef Sister
THE CONVERSATION MONOPOLIZER
100jdates:
It could have been the caffeine making him drivel on incessantly or perhaps he was just over-excited about a million subjects all at once. Or, maybe he’s just socially-awkward and couldn’t care less about anything but himself. Either way, it was a painful rendezvous and as much as I’ve tried to block it out of my mind, this is the best I can come up with in attempts at replicating...
The Hi Yo Silver →
i wish it was cold enough to need a snuggie
“I just saw a “crazy” food contest with a kiddie pool filled with blue cheese and...”
– (via wwdihab)
“the secret of happily ever after is a good pet name.”