aimee-b-loved:

I love you, Raisin Bran. Why do you let your asshole friend Milk hurt me?

*rolls around and whines*

i too cannot stay away from milk despite the rolling around and whining afterwards. i just love cheese so. much.

death cannot stop true love.

all it can do is delay it for a little while

-w. goldman (the princess bride)

look at all the dates i’m gonna get to read, its like christmas!

it’s only mostly sad how vicariously I live through luvvbugg, from my couch, with my tub of peanut butter.

the escape. as it happened. picked up my phone as if i’d felt it vibrating, threw out some quizzical eyebrows over the oh so cozy candlelit table, who could be calling? how odd.

—this is the side of the convo JB heard (it’s also the only side)

“hey, what’s up?”

“wait, what?!”

“what. really? no.”

“oh no.”

oh no. really? ok. ok. yeah.”

“are you sure?”

“oh no. ok. i’ll come home now”

“yeah. oh. oh my god. ok”

“no. yeah, of course, i’ll be there in 10 minutes. it’ll be ok”

via http://www.luvvbugg.com/date/view/171

Anyway, my night later turned into Homo Hill part two, and running into the hot gay guys from last night.  It was a good time, but I definitely don’t want to be “that fag hag”.  Tomorrow looks like Hongdae, so it should be a good change of pace.  As long as my liver and wallet can stay caught up.

aww, and i miss being a fag hag. i never got my ass grabbed more than at the gay bars. damn maybe i look like a tranny….

voristrip:

thatsocliche:

itsstellafresa:

nichichanilimonada:

filsdelalune:

quote-book:

Submitted by blurredbliss

Last night, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job while he was watching Star Trek the Movie, as we both enjoy it. Well, when he reached his climax he screamed out Spock instead of my name, Ashley. IWA.

via itwasawkward.com

he can’t even spring for JD?