-
How not to pick up a girl who’s running by you
1. Do not try to run along with me. You will not be able to keep up. I know I’m female and therefore you think you’ll be able to easily trot along, but you won’t. Trust.
2. Do not try to run along with me in your khaki shorts, polo shirt and sandals. You look like an idiot.
3. Do not try to run along with me without saying a word, only pumping your arms in a more exaggerated approximation of my stride and making your “serious running face” when I turn my head to give you a dirty look. Mocking someone who’s out for a 12-mile run won’t get you anywhere, espcially when you could only keep up for 20 yards.
Posted on June 30, 2009 via Synecdoche, Magdalena with 3 notes
-
promiscuousnic liked this
-
luvvbugg reblogged this from thisispartofthewhole
-
marklisanti liked this
-
thisispartofthewhole posted this
-
Ever gone on a date and wished all your friends were eagerly waiting in the bathroom to hear how it's going?
Dates can be boring, dates can be thrilling, and now dates can be shared in real-time with everyone you know.LuvvBugg.com is where people are sharing their dates and getting immediate reactions from their friends all over the country.
Field Notes Theme. Designed by Manasto Jones. Powered by Tumblr.
