21. Your time has come. Deflower the kid!

To poor Blake Griffin. He couldn’t play even three summer league games without suffering a shoulder strain that will sideline him for four weeks. As always, once you get the Clippers stink on you, you can’t get it off. More on this in Part 2.

By the way, the best part of seeing William getting deflowered in the movie is wondering how nervous Patrick Fugit (who played William) was about filming a pseudo-sex scene in his underwear with three Hollywood actresses, including Anna Paquin, well before she became an icon for our current generation of horny teenagers as Sookie on “True Blood.” I always picture him sitting there as the girls attacked him, thinking, “baseball, baseball, Bea Arthur’s face, cancer, dried throw up, smelly diapers, self-mutilation, Courtney Love naked, smelly diapers, smelly diapers, SMELLY DIAPERS!!!” the whole time. If it were I at age 16, I would have had to be sedated with an elephant tranquilizer beforehand.